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Quotes of the Day

The following were taken from an IM conversation in which Oliver and I were discussing the movie Dragonslayer.

RE: Virgin Sacrifices

You know what they really ought to do. They ought to just have someone go around and get all the virgins knocked up. Then they wouldn’t qualify.

“Yeah, sorry, my daughter’s a tramp. Oh well!”

And a little later…

I don’t get to say “The babies ate her” enough.

Both quotes are from Oliver. Bask in his glorious wit. :)

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2 Responses to “Quotes of the Day”

  1. Oliver Dale Says:
    December 13th, 2005 at 11:34 pm

    This is precisely why I’ll never get elected to public office. Damn internets.

  2. Alex Fields Says:
    December 17th, 2005 at 12:52 am

    I don’t get to eat babies enough.

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