over the cliff

If enough people get together and pool their money, we can buy the rights to Star Wars and hire someone to redo Episodes 1-3.

I hope that God exists. I hope that George Lucas goes to Heaven. I hope God smacks him upside the head and then makes him spend eternity as a love slave to Jar Jar Binks as punishment.

Luke: “Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?”
Leia: “Just a little bit. She died when I was very young”
Luke: “What do you remember?”
Leia: “Just images really, feelings”
Luke: “Tell me”
Leia: “She was very beautiful. Kind, but sad. Why are you asking me this?”
Luke: “I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her”

Is it really so hard to watch your own goddamn movie before resting the entire character transformation on an event that couldn’t have happened?

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